She’s fiercely independent. Her cottage and garden are a sanctuary. She’s a neighbourhood curiosity.
Eventually, inquisitiveness overcame barriers, for the neighbourhood BMX gang with the youngest jostled to the front. “Hey, Lady, don’t you have a fella to do that painting job?”. She smiled and admired this scruffy lad, who wore a back-to-front cap that tamed his curls, though not his attitude.
With a stern expression, she replied, “Yes, I do; he’s chained to the kitchen bench.” She nearly laughed when his jaw dropped, and he muttered, “Chur, lady, that’s out there.”
Boys peddled faster than they had arrived.
Haha!
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Eventually, all parties accepted their individual weirdness and as the saying goes, lived happily ever after in suburban.
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Feisty!
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To the bitter end π
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Funny! Wouldn’t do to chain mine to a kitchen bench. He’d be useless there. Much better with a paintbrush.
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Thanks, Jo. Eventually she became a not so scary lady that lived on the corner by herself. If my memory is correct it was one hell of a job, scrapping paint, sanding then painting all by hand. She did it without any assistance π
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LOL! You packed a lot into those few word.
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Thanks very much, Eilene. A moment in time π
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Good fun riposte
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I love this. I hung around with a gang of boys like that and you captured it.
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Thanks, Martha. I’m pleased you enjoyed it. Families were larger, so there were many opportunities to recruit to create “gangs,” which we also did.
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Ha, ha, that’s gold!
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Goodness me, I’ve just noticed comments I haven’t replied to yours included. Sorry about that, Nilla. It feels like a couple of lifetimes ago.
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No problem, I know you have a lot on your plate.
Hope all’s going ok?
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Ok thanks Nilla.
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LOL. I wish I was that quick-witted. π A fun story.
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Thanks, Diane π
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Oh yes, some conversations in life are hard to forget π
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