I have wondered if Shakespeare had lived in New Zealand, he might have written about the Ides of January.
Because in Godzone, we’re annually forewarned about our destiny to encounter wicked weather around early summer.
We know it’ll pour or like now blow gales on our parade. Especially if we’re camping.
We tempt Papatuanuku (Mother Nature) when we organise to stay at a holiday park or DoC [Department of Conservation] site.
We pack hope, plus tents, or even a caravan, folding chairs, portable barbecues and half the contents of our kitchens. We’re too full of enthusiasm and visions of alfresco activities to ask the Rain Gods to end the drought.
For some unfathomable reason the Rain Gods don’t forget, they deliver a month’s world of water in a couple of days. It could be said we just couldn’t leave well enough alone and stay inside our dry apartment with non-zippered doors and a refrigerator.
No, the Squire and I may very well trade our comfy apartment again for the great outdoors, which becomes the great indoors when rain falls in bucket loads. We would be driven to the interiors of tents or the communal park kitchen where a TV blares horrendous children’s programmes over and over.
Think of all the forces of the natural world, we fear, like a cyclone, king tides, birds that squirt fresh laundry with poo. The damper to camping nirvana is humans at the next site. That’s another long story, maybe never to be told.
More pearls for the memory jar.
Even after all these tales of past woes, I share while dry with the warmth of the sun, we will look at each other and probably say “What were we even thinking about the notion of camping in January, it is always rubbish weather”. Having said that we will probably chat again in a month about our next camping foray.
Luckily for us and unlike Shakespeare’s Ides of March, our Ides of January haven’t seen tragedy.
It has been mostly comedy and sometimes soggy, with a side of hot sausages and cold beer.
Will we push our luck this coming New Year?
Not likely says she.
I love the descriptive manner in which you talk about January camping. For us January is usually hot, with a side of strong winds to keep things interesting. Keep the awesome stories coming
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Love your story Suzanne . Camping has featured in many of our holidays .. but have to say not recently … think we may have become a bit soft 😉 However, we still have all the kit and I say never say never !
Your lead in photograph is just absolutely stunning … the deep milky blue waters with glints of light with those mountains and brooding skyscape is just perfect . Love it !
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Not sure how much more camping we will do, hopefully we will have the opportunity or urge or both!
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I love your tent – it’s huge! A side of sausages and beer sounds like the perfect accompaniment to camping!
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Nothing wrong with a cold sausage in a bun, if you’re hungry and tired anything tastes good. We need a largish tent as Les can’t bend down too much and he is 6’4″ so not a short person. Must get organised and go camping. Just waiting for the kids to go back to school!
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I’ll eat almost anything when I’m hungry and tired! I hope you’ll have a dry camping trip! 🙂
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Me too 🙂
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I have the utmost respect for people camping in tents, especially after having tasted (and lived) the camper life. We have become too spoiled for that and have felt bad in the past for those tent campers around us when it rained. That being said, having multiple wet days in a row is awful in a small van as well, especially with a wet dog. Not much fun either way. But, if it solves the drought, we shouldn’t feel too bad, right?
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Oh my goodness you brought memories back of our time when we lived fulltime in a motorhome, one rainy day was pleasant after that it was not and that is when a good raincoat became a godsend 🙂 If we had the chance of a motorhome or tent I know which one we would prefer. It was fun doing the tent thing and surprisingly we managed to have a reasonable nights rest.
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It’s magical to have wonderful memories. We’ve done plenty of wild camping and now mainly camper camping which I guess is ‘glamping’, but I would hope we will venture out again trudging along some amazing countryside looking for a good spot to set up the tent, you can’t beat it! Looking forward to hearing about your future camping escapades 😉
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You’re right Sam there’s nothing quite like getting away and being one with nature. Loved doing when we had the motorhome. Not so sure I would feel so “safe” in a tent without being at an organised campground. Freedom camping here in NZ is very restrictive now. Too many out and about. We will wait until February. Your trip up Scotland was fun 🙂
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Haha, sounds like your sense of adventure is leaning towards glamping. 🙂
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Nah, we’re as tough as old boots 😉 February onwards when the kiddies have exited the camping grounds.
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Suzanne, I wasn’t a camper before I read this and I certainly lost all desire/romantic notions I might have had to give it a try after reading this. Thanks for reinforcing my decision! 🙂
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Hahaha, really it is good fun just not in early January 🙂
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I’m sure I used to love camping and it was never that wet or cold or uncomfortable. But I used to like golden syrup on my porridge and wearing vests and today I know better… enjoy it while you can!
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Oh we will go camping again just not in January. Our family went camping, us kids had a ball in various pursuits. Mum on the otherhand did not. That was the unfortunate end to Dad’s list of great adventures he had in store for his family. I’m glad to hear you had happy camping memories, Geoff.
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Good luck and have fun too, Suzanne.
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Cheers Tracey, not sure when we will again venture into the camping lark. Will have to wait and see how things go.
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Ah, I thought you had a trip planned. Plans change ….
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We did then we couldn’t then we redid and now back to putting it on the back burner. I wrote this post a few weeks ago. Since I spent a few hours on it thought I would publish it 🙂
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hahaha.. When I do a night in a tent.. It’s way up high.. you do have to watch out for cows.. That is no fun when they traipse around the tent at 3AM..
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Aargh, cows traipsing around the tent would be problematic. Just a tad 😁🤣
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When I was a child we used to camp and there would inevitably be a very wet day. For reasons I still don’t understand, we would drive along the coast to an ugly resort town and go shopping. It got us out of the tent, where there wasn’t really enough room for us to sit around, but it was still a miserable day.
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Thanks for sharing April. Yes, what adults enjoy and what children want are usually miles apart. It could’ve been worse like going to Blackpool 😉
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I’ve been to Blackpool. It was very cold.
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This made me giggle. Happy New Year to you…and, by the way, we’ll happily take some of your rain…
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I would happily give you our excess when we get some. Hopefully this small respite in the fires helps people travel to safer areas.
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Yes, it’s pretty worrying. My sister got caught up in the Conjola fires and I have family evacuated from Tumbarumba so it’s a pretty worrying time.
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Yes, it is very sad and a major worry for you all. My sister lives in Woolongong and the smoke has been an issue for them. Hopefully there are no more arsonists around to cause further chaos.
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PS Forgot to mention I’m pleased it made you giggle Jo as that was my intention 🙂
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Great picture!
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Cheers.
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I’m glad the answer turned out to be Not Likely! Best not tempt fate…
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Not too mention the hordes of people, bless them.
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Where would we be without it? 🙂 🙂 But isn’t it unfortunate when the flood gates open and we’re in the front line? Wishing for you beautiful memories in 2020 to add to these, Suzanne.
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Yes, it is a commodity we either have too much of or too little. Never just enough 🙂 Though we have had more wind than rain so far this year.
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Magnificent last photo. All the best for 2020, hope it is good to you. Please send us some of your rain. Lyn
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Thanks Lyn and all the best for a wonderful 2020 too. We have had more wind than rain which is falling more down south. I personally would love to send you rain.
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